About the Author
I have a LONG history with Blender - I wrote some of the earliest Blender tutorials, worked for Not a Number and helped run the crowdfunding campaign that open sourced Blender (the first one on the internet!). I founded BlenderNation in 2006 and have been editing it every single day since then ;-) I also run the Blender Artists forum and I'm Head of Community at Sketchfab.
Well this header is garbage. You sure put a lot of effort into making some piece of junk.
Very nice :) Good job at not making it super-mega-gritty-rust everywhere-apocalyptic. You kept it 'real'.