Did you ever get one? A Christmas present that was toe-curlingly embarrassing, yet you had to act happy? That not what this contest is about - this weekend, I want to see something that's 1,000 times WORSE... Submit your design and WIN eternal fame!!
+1 your favorite in the comments. The winner will be announced on Monday and will get his work shown in a header on the site later next week.
Have fun :)
Update: due to Christmas, I've extended the deadline to Thursday, December 27th.